I’ve started drinking apple cider vinegar twice a day; once in the morning, and right before bed. Guess what the fck I found out after ingesting this disgusting, throat burning liquid for two weeks…
…the shyt actually works.
Apple Cider Vinegar Weight Loss Miracle?
Let’s be real though, ACV is the most disgusting liquid you will ever consume. Its strong and it makes you gag something awful. But like all those unhealthy prescription drugs advertised on television, ACV has its problems, but at least its natural. The first time I drank it straight from a spoon, I almost vomited in the kitchen sink. Since i have grown familiar with the disgusting taste, I only let out a chaotic choking sound when its time for my daily dosage.
But don’t worry ladies, I’ve done my research so you won’t be vomiting on yourself prior to rushing to the office. So, some ACV gurus have advertised more ways of mixing the ACV so that you can have a pleasant experience with the unpleasantly tasting vinegar. One nice blogger stated that she mixes her ACV with fresh lemons and cold water. I thought it was a nice idea, but there is no way in hell I’m drinking that shyt out of an entire glass. I don’t want to drink anymore than I have to.
But the positive contributions to your life are worth the aggressive gagging in the morning. According to some experts, Apple Cider Vinegar is such a miracle worker due to its acetic acid compound. The following are just a few health benefits to dedicating your life to the Curvy Girl Apple Cider Vinegar club:
- Reduces body fat percentage (I’m gonna always have thunder thighs)
- You lose belly fat which is the fckn business (especially after birthing two kids)
- Manages your blood sugar
- Improves Metabolism
- Burns Belly Fat
- Reduces Anxiety
Since my torturous vinegar campaign has started, I have felt a lot better within my body and I feel more energetic. I can say for sure that its been helping me get my weight back down after I had a hard core eating vacation a few weeks back. The saying “no pain, no gain” is absolutely relative to the ingesting on Apple Cider Vinegar.